Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
- Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
- Me: Please, God, no--
- Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
- Brain: I quit. I quit. Kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. Oh my god salty snacks I am furious.
- Me: Please, guys, calm down--
- Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
- Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
- Torso: Time to practice labor. Cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
- Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
- Stomach: Lol clothes cant fit you anymore. You are bloated. You are now a balloooooooon!
- Me: I hate you all
- Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. We need to procreate.
- Face: Lol, I'm not done yet.
- Uterus: What did I ever do to deserve this?
- Brain: You just wait uterus. They're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
- Uterus: You mother fuckers.
- Torso: CONTRACT!
- Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
- Brain: Me gusta.
